"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown
"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
~Gary Smith
"Cats are like potato chips, no one can have just one."
~Unknown
"Dogs eat. Cats dine."
~Ann Taylor
"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience."
~Pam Brown
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
~Unknown
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
~Stephen Wright
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
~Ellen Perry Berkeley
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